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Hey, did you know that when you were born there was an account set up, with anywhere from 600k-50mil dollars in it, that you can access by doing your strawman account UCC Filing? If it sounds too good to be true don’t worry, just listen to us bring you in-depth instructions on how to unlock LiFe ChAnGiNg CaSh. Follow us down the effin toob looking glass for a look at some of the society’s most original paper terrorism-pilled trolls and time wasters: The Sovereign Citizens. 

 

Topics include: Galactic Sovereign, Web 1.0, The Truth As It Is, Units of Bovis, The John Birch Society

 

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Have you ever wanted to be hotter? Have you ever wanted to suck your tongue to the roof of your mouth and smash your brow bones to achieve maximum aesthetic appeal? Look no further, for on this episode we will descend into the dark tunnel of the "Looksmaxing" community and demonstrate exactly how these dreams can be achieved. This is a dark one, you might wanna bring momma and poppa, and maybe some M&M's bitch. sorry. 

 

Topics include: Mewing, Bonemaxing, The Dark Triad, and other insane shit you won't want to miss. 

 

Video versions of every episode are available at https://www.patreon.com/downthetoobs and if you'd like to support us even further a review on iTunes or Apple podcasts or wherever you do that would be much appreciated. Thanks hoes!

 

Have you ever been sad? Well you need a Routine. Not just a routine that makes you feel good and maybe have some more time to love your fellow man, but you need a dope routine to grind hard and make coin. This episode is filled with exercise routines, water bottles that double as hip flexor rollers, and getting lunch before you get lunch. If you watch this you will totally transform your mindset from person who doesn't clean their bed in the morning, to person who does. Free Yousrflref!

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Have you ever wondered about the unboxers who unbox box subscriptions? Of course you have silly nutta! Now we bring you the ultimate trip down the toob of unboxxers unboxing the most beautiful boxes. This episode includes unboxing subscription boxes for dudes, unboxing subscription boxes for chicks, and unboxing box subscriptions for people who "wouldn't normally get box subscriptions," to unbox.

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Thank you for all the support, it means a lot, Brendon does most of the work or whatever so if we get enough patrons we will buy him some food to eat. right now he eats mostly microwaved steamed bags of broccoli and sand from the backyard.

We do a deep slip dip on all things George Bruno. We go from his current "D" list YouTube meninist persona back to his fledgling days as a YouTube barber with some good advice for a BBS (Baby Bottom Smooth) Shave. Plus, Tyler Durden tac soap.

Topics Include: MGTOW, OMAD, Daybreak Show, Tactical Soap.

 

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Brendon, Jack, and Sam can be reached at downthetubes.podcast@gmail.com